gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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