I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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