Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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