So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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