i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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