Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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