if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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