there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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