If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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