Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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