I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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