In the future we'll all be gay
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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