They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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