if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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