After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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