So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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