i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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