: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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