We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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