u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
look no pants
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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