eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
third nipple confirmed
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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