the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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