I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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