do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You are a genius and a whore.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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