I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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