I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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