he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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