if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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