protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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