So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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