Little spoons don't ask big questions
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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