My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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