I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
4 words: hood of his car
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you win again, gameday.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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