can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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