So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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