i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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