I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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