yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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