PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Farmville is her only friend.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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