Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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