they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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