Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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