Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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