...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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