I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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