If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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