no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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