Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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