If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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