Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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