I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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