Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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